Larry Penkava
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Larry Penkava: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Great balls of fire. Space balls are raining down on the Southern Hemisphere.
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Larry Penkava: My new vocabulary
I realized I’ve reached a new milestone the other day when my Medicare card arrived in the mail. What that really means is simple – I’m old.
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Larry Penkava: Dear Mr. Robber …
Whoever broke into my car gets an "F" for neatness. The first thought that came to my mind when I opened the door to my Camry that fateful day last week was how my former Camry looked after an F-150 slammed into its rear.
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Larry Penkava: My new best friend
Santa Claus has already come to our house. Or, I should say, Sandy Claws.
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Larry Penkava: What were they thinking?
The Phi Theta Kappa chapter at Randolph Community College invited moi to serve on a panel to discuss how technology and electronic communication – such as e-mail, texting and tweeting – have affected written and spoken language.
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Larry Penkava: Reconnecting with an old friend
The first time I laid eyes on James Albert he was walking and offering $20 to anybody willing to drive him to Walterboro, S.C.
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Larry Penkava: Remembering Andy Rooney
I think I know why Andy Rooney worked until he was 92.
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Larry Penkava: The state of goobers is awful
Where's George Washington Carver when you really need him?
The man who invented peanut butter would be appalled at the state of goobers today. -
Larry Penkava: What to be when you grow up
There's not a firefighter among them. My grandkids, that is. Not one of them – so far – has indicated a desire to enter burning buildings as a career.
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Larry Penkava: The elusive gecko
The Geico gecko could be an undocumented alien. He’s a bit of a mystery, you have to admit.
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