Nutritionists are toying with us – again. They’ve initiated another round of headlines that sound promising until you read the fine print.
How’s this grab you? “Nibble on chocolate and lower your heart attack risk.”
Or how about this one: “Chocolate bunnies may be good for your health.”
Or this: “Raise your chocolate intake and lower your cholesterol.”
OK, so I made up my own headlines. But still, those aren’t too far from what I’ve seen on the Internet.
Most of the stories are concerned with a recent study published in the European Heart Journal. The German Institute of Human Nutrition had followed more than 19,000 adults over a 10-year period, keeping track of their chocolate intake.
The study found that those who ate more chocolate had a 27 percent lower risk of heart attack, 48 percent less for stroke than those who ate less chocolate.
Those are good numbers, aren’t they, all you chocolate lovers? Eat more chocolate and have a healthier heart, right?
Well, not so fast.
We’re talking about an average of 7.5 grams of chocolate per day. I just checked the label on the Reece’s Peanut Butter Cup in my lunch pail and found that it’s 15 grams. That means, the ones in the study group who were eating more chocolate were averaging about a half a Reece’s Cup a day.
That’s not what I call piggin’ out on chocolate.
And there are other details that bear repeating to all you chocoholics.
Scientists believe the benefits of chocolate in reducing heart disease is rooted in the high content of flavonols in cocoa. However, much of the flavonol is processed out by manufacturers.
If you don’t care for dark chocolate – semi-sweet is what Hershey’s calls it – you’re out of luck. Milk chocolate has a dearth of flavonol, not to mention more of the sugars and fats that tend to expand your fatty backside.
During my expansive research of the subject, I learned that flavonols are naturally-occurring in plants and are good antioxidants. They protect us from those mean old free radicals that attack our bodies while increasing LDL cholesterol and plaque formation in the blood.
Flavonols are a type of flavonoids, which are a part of our defense team against the free radicals and are also found in such foods as cranberries, apples, peanuts, onions, tea and red wine. Flavonols are found in cocoa and chocolate.
The thing with the flavonols in cocoa is that they give it a pungent taste. For that reason, manufacturers process the cocoa to lessen the pungency, thus lowering flavonol levels.
Most chocolates are highly processed, I’ve learned, so you have to be selective in your chocolate choices.
Dark chocolate is your best bet, as well as cocoa powder that hasn’t undergone the Dutch process that neutralizes the acidity.
So, that leaves me with the option of a cup of hot chocolate a day – or – a piece of dark chocolate the size of half a Reecy Cup. But, of course, not the Reecy Cup itself because it contains milk chocolate, peanut butter and loads of sugar.
I guess I can eat my itsy-bitsy dark chocolate with an apple – or onions or cranberries – chased by a cup of tea or glass of red wine.
On the other hand, I could just binge one day a week and devour a plate of Death by Chocolate.
Does that require a prescription?
Larry Penkava, who has written Now and Then since 1994, has been stuck with the nickname, “Chocolate,” from an early age.
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